Friday, August 29, 2008

guess what guess what guess what (repeat as often as needed)

i now have the internet. in my home. am no longer using my friends' and families' stuff, or my phone.

be quiet. do yo hear that? listen.....

it's the angels singing.

can you tell i'm excited?

so....i have a bone to pick with Mamapop. a serious one. they did a review of the Twilight series, right? so i, curious, happened to see the books and bought the first two in paperback, figuring if they sucked i could just give them away. and now i want to snatch that sentence off the page for the blasphemy it contains.

I. CANNOT. QUIT. READING. THESE. BOOKS.

no, i'm not kidding. i read the first two in about 9 hours, and was furious that target didn't open for another 4 hours for me to get the last two. and i read them in about another day. i have forgotten my husband's name and the faces of my children. i am madly in love with the story of edward and bella and wishing i had a friend like jacob and alice.

i need a 12 step program. i have had the books not quite a week and i finished them once and am on the third one again. send help. or not...i'm fine caught up in this make believe world. and so excited for the movie it's painful.
but srsly, can ya'll blame me?

6 comments:

And so it goes said...

you must share these addictive books.. i am not at all one with an addictive personality so i shall be immune to the pull, and just be able to judge if they are indeed of good reading caliber...

tif said...

*snort* whatever, jakki lol

Evenspor said...

Hooray for getting internet. And sorry to hear about the Twilight books. Pretty much every female member of my husband's family over the age of twelve is addicted to them too.

Sprite's Keeper said...

Ugh, you are another one to fall victim to these books. I will not get into them, I will not get into them, I will not get into them.. How much do they cost on Amazon?

Brandi said...

Hey I'm new to reading your blog and love, love, LOVE it! You are so witty and funny! I'm gonna have to check out that book series because I really love to read and am always looking for something good to read. I'll definitly be keeping track of your blog!

Kim Moldofsky said...

"School of Hell and Teaching Ineptitude" Wow. I wish I had thought of that line.
Good luck! You've clearly thought this through and it could be a very positive change for all of you. *good luck fingers crossed for you*